5 little ducks went out one day.

Over the hills and far away.

Mother duck said "Get your waterproof butts back here now before I use you to make pillow stuffing!" then was sited for child abuse when the incident was caught on a cell phone camera and posted on YouTube.

The End.

Rule #1: Light fuse.
Rule #2: Drop Fireworks.
Rule #3: Run like hell.

Yep.

I still smell like gunpowder.

Walkin through the mall, I see all this chain jewelry at spencer's and hot topic, then I look at the prices.
I'm not payin that kinda money for that.
So then I remember "Hey, I have all the stuff I need to make my own. Screw you, hot topic. I'll go make my own chains."

So yeah, I decided to make a bracelet out of Stainless Steel rings. It's a thick gauge of metal too. So I'm having to use 2 sets of pliers to bend and link the rings together.

Took 2 hours. Got a shiny new bracelet, but now my hands are bruised and blistered.

Next time I'm wearing gloves..

*wanders off to put more ice on her hands*

I'm finding the more I observe people the more I can't stand to be near them...
I nearly become ill whenever I'm out at places like the mall or tourist traps.
People are so...

Self absorbed, I suppose.
I walked by one of those Christmas wish trees where poor kids tell people what they want for Christmas so others can pick them up.
I saw no names on the cards.
Only "Boy 8 years old would like: Age appropriate toy."

That was on most of the cards.
One card even said "6+ package of underwear"

It made me wonder if they even asked the kids what they wanted, or if they just copped out.

When I peeked into the box that people were supposed to drop the shopping bags I saw only 1 bag carelessly chucked in there with its content strewn about the bottom.
I think it was a few packages of shirts from what I could see.

I'm not sure what my point is leading to, really.

Maybe I'm getting sick of people because it just seems as if they've all stopped caring.

When I express an interest in how someone is actually doing that I don't know I get looked at like I'm crazy.
How dare I give a damn?
What audacity could I possibly possess to take 2 minutes to focus on someone other than the people I have regular contact with?

Crazy, isn't it?

I'm waiting for that redeeming moment the human race is far overdue for.
We are here for something more than reproducing and consuming, right?
Right?

The audacity of wishful thinking.

Just got home from a showing of the greatest movie ever made~

If you've never seen Rocky Horror in a theater with audience participation encouraged I strongly recommend that you do.
So much fun.

Neat part was during the part of the movie where people are supposed to throw a deck of cards everywhere. One landed right on my chest face down, and when I flipped it over it was the king of hearts.
I'm not sure if that means anything, but I thought it was cool. Out of all 54 cards (counting jokers) from dozens of decks flying everywhere what were the odds?

Anywho, fabulous night, it's past 2 am, and I'm gonna pass out now.
Night~